THAT SECOND TO LAST ONE IS LITERALLY A CAR DRIVING BY HOW DOES THAT INDICATE THE MOVIE CARS
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"